I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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