I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
