how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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