Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
