I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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