Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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