There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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