UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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