at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That accounts for only three of the penises
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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