I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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