3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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