making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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