walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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