yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You are the jesus of drinking
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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