I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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