we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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