So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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