just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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