South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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