8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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