1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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