I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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