its not stalking. its research.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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