Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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