He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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