This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
