Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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