I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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