They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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