yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
A bitchslap is in order.
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