i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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