I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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