You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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