I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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