rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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