I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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