K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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