So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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