Having a random hookup so left but love u
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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