she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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