I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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