Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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