oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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