margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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