She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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