I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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