Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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