their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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