So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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