He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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