walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
